![]() Then Bard places the responsibility of killing the dragon on his son’s shoulders (heh), and together they take out Smaug. The dragon in question is loose, burning the crap out of Lake-town, and Bilbo is forced to watch from the distance atop the mountain. The film opens where The Desolation of Smaug left off. So let’s take an unexpected journey, shall we? This is me talking about the movie I saw, my impressions of the franchise, and what I think comes next. They bring you food, like right to your chair.)īut this is not a plug for movie theatres and their rising standards. I do, however, enjoy the movies immensely - so much so that I went to see The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies last night in the VIP theatre. So I don’t think you could call me a fan by any definition of the word. I mean, yeah, I watched and loved the Peter Jackson movies like everyone else, and I’ve sat through more than one extended edition marathon.īut I barely know how to spell The Silmarillion, much less know what it is, and I keep calling that Westmarch one the Red Book of Dorne, which is completely wrong because I’m mixing up high fantasy universes and they should revoke my nerd card immediately and ban me from attending conventions ever again. I don’t think I’m what you could call a hardcore fan of The Lord of the Rings. Images courtesy of New Line Cinema, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, WingNut Films, and Warner Bros.
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